Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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