Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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