it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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