Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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