i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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