But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I will be naked everywhere
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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