worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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