thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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