somebody snuck up and got me drunk
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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