My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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