are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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