I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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