Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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