Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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