haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
false alarm. still invincible.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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