Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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