this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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