he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
