Your mouth is God's brothel.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
