I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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