You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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