she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
