I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
