So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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