Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize
