But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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