Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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