Im at strip club and am horny
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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