I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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