Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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