I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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