first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize