if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
That accounts for only three of the penises
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My bed smells like the plague
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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