I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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