So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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