he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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