She said her name was "party"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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