i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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