I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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