So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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