Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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