He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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