But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
i think my cat just said my name.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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