That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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