i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Randomize
