Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Even my vagina gasped.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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