You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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