Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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