he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Randomize
