Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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