I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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