thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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