Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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