i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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