All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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