whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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